In My Boxers Half Stoned Lyrics – Say Anything

In My Boxers Half Stoned Song is sung by Say Anything. Immerse into the song’s mesmerizing lyrics, enriching your melodious music experience. Explore the verses that capture the essence of the melody, right here on our lyrics website.

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In My Boxers Half Stoned Lyrics

Song Name: Wow, I Can Get S^^ual Too
Singer: Say Anything

[Verse 1]
If I die and go to hell real soon
It will appear to me as this room
And for eternity I’d lay in bed
In my boxers, half stoned
With a pillow under my head

[Verse 2]
I’d be chatting on the interweb
Maggots prey upon the living dead
I had no interest in the things she said
On the phone every day
I’ll permanently hit the hay, hey

[Chorus]
I called her on the phone
And she touched herself
She touched herself
She touched herself
I called her on the phone
And she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep

[Verse 3]
At this rate
I’ll be heading for electric chairs
I’m only human, with my cross to bear
When she described her underwear
I forgot all the rules
My rabbi taught me in the old shul

[Verse 4]
You’re too young to be this empty girl
I’ll prepare you for a sick, dark world
Know that you will be my downfall
But I call, and I call, and I call

[Chorus]
I called her on the phone
And she touched herself
She touched herself
She touched herself
Called her on the phone
And she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep

[Bridge]
I don’t know what I want
I don’t know what I want
I don’t know what I want
I don’t know what I want
I don’t know what I want
(Met you on the internet)
I don’t know what I want
(Then I lied about it)
I don’t know what I want
(Met you on the internet)
I don’t know what I want
(Then I lied about it)
[Chorus]
I called her on the phone
And she touched herself
She touched herself
She touched herself
Called her on the phone
And she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep

[Outro]
(Woah!)
I called her on the phone
(Woah!)
And she touched herself
(Woah!)
She touched herself
(Woah!)
She touched herself
(Woah!)
Called her on the phone
(Woah!)
And she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep